Uzi-Toting-Dope-Sucking-Psychopathic Killing Machine: young thugs

Geriatric Expresso Sipping Psychotic Killers of organized crime: old made men of the mafia

Mobsters Choking on their Lobsters: capos of organized crime

Gavones: followers of organized crime, thugs

Window Shades on their Eyes, Cotton Balls in their Ears and a Zipper on their Mouth: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Snitches get Stitches and end up in Ditches: don't rat anyone out

Stacking Paper: making money

Moolah-Shmoolah, Cheddar, Duckets, 'Scarole: money, dollar bills

Green in Between: money

Botchalize the English language: to mangle the English language

Bending Elbows: drinking at the bar

Chasing Skirts: trying to pick up women

The Suits: white collar decision makers

Liar for Hire: crooked lawyer

ATM: Amnesia Through Money

Blabber-Vossiah Verbosa (it's not Latin): to have a big mouth

Wooden Shampoo: a police beat down with a billy club

Room Temperature: you're dead!

Rolling Coffin: the cab where Curtis was shot multiple times in 1992

To Max and Relax: hanging out - "chillin"

Holy Roller: someone super religious

You're a Fuggazy: You're a fake, phony, fraud

To Eye Fornicate Someone (eye fornication): to stare and glare at someone and wish them harm

3 Eyed Cousin Fornicators: guests on the Maury Povich Show

Disgracé: a disgrace

Double oo Disgracé: a disgrace that adds insult to injury

Ou-Faah: give me a break!

Finablé: stop it, bring to an end

The Urge to Merge: to have sex

Freaky Deeky: bizarre sex

Goldbrick: a slacker, deadbeat (similar to our call screener)

Freakazoid: one who engages in bizarre sex

Trendoids: everything must be branded, designer labels

I could care "Jack-Diddly-Squat": I could care less

Throwing nickles around like man whole covers: someone who is cheap

Holly-weird: the place where Trendoids, Freakazoids and jet-setters hang out

Titched, Ou-Batz - Mahsuga: someone hopelessly crazy

The furniture upstairs re-arranged in the wrong rooms: someone totally dysfunctional

We Ain't making Ou-Batz : We ain't making nothing

The Angle of the Dangle: Your level of manhood

Frozen Vegetables: a sexual identity that we haven't figured out

Coombada Cheech: a friend that would take a bullet for you (no blood relation)

Off the Tank: beyond off the hook

Bagged & Tagged: arrested and fingerprinted

Maytag: prison term, inmate's butt boy

Wine, Dine & Pocket Line: what politicians do (how politicians get contributions)

Scrape the Barnacles off your Tuchis: stop being a couch potato

Tricknology: work someone over mentally, mess with their head

Busting Your Shoes: cop on a foot patrol

Mamaluke: mama's boy

Kim Jung Mentally ILL: North Korean leader

Rice Cake Curtain of North Korea: behind the borders of North Korea

Sugar Cane Curtain of Fidel Castro's Cuba: Cuba

Drink Geritol and take a Ben Gay Bath: for those who are over 55 and need a little assistance

Sweat Water: perfume

Fear, Fright, Hysteria, and Hype: how our elected officials ram wars and legislation down our throats because they think that we the people are stupid

Whack-a-Doodle: someone who's been hit so many times he's a human pinata

Bamboozled: to get over on, to fool, to trick

Mac Daddy: a fly guy who chases skirts and plays "jewels in the crown"

Jewels in the Crown: babies created by guys who take no responsibility for them but think the babies are a sign of their manhood

If you Mess up You Fess up: admit that you messed up, did wrong

Shlub: yokel, hick, boor, peasant (Yiddish Dictionary Online)

Pooh-put: lame, someone who is a shlub

Fuddy-dutty: country bumpkin, slow moving

Meshugas: to drive someone crazy (Yiddish Dictionary Online)

Jimmy Cap: condom, rubber

Manga-Looch: knuckle head, brainless

Alta-cocker: old fart, old guy

Shid-ack: matchmaker

Front'in: being fake